Every. Fucking. Day.

Dude: "meeeooooow meowmeowmeow meeeooooow"
Me: "Okaaaaay." *opens door* "Do you want in or out?"
Dude: *sits precisely in the middle of the doorway*
Me: ". . . FIIIIINE."
Dude: *finally chooses out*
-ten minutes later-
Dude: *outside my window* "meeeooooow meow meow meeeeeoooooow"
Me: *sigh* "Hold on, let me rescue you. stupdgodmncatfcken" *goes to let the Dude in*
Me: "Dude, what the fuck, the back door is open! Damn lazy cat..."
Dude: "meeoow" *bee-lines directly to the food bowl*