how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
Alex: So I went to pick up in Alston the other night with my friend Brian because he had a dealer out there, and when we get to the guy's house, his room is LEGITIMATELY decorated like Rain Forest Cafe. There was foliage on the walls. I kid you not.
Alex: He had weed samples, and there was about 20 different types of weed in mason jars for you to smell and decide which one you want.
Alex: If you were picking up a gram, and you couldn't decide which one to choose, he had this carnival claw game thing, and that's how you choose.
Alex: IT WAS BEAUTIFUL