June 2012
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how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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Alex: So I went to pick up in Alston the other night with my friend Brian because he had a dealer out there, and when we get to the guy's house, his room is LEGITIMATELY decorated like Rain Forest Cafe. There was foliage on the walls. I kid you not.
Alex: And
Jingles: LOL
Alex: He had weed samples, and there was about 20 different types of weed in mason jars for you to smell and decide which one you want.
Alex: AND
Jingles: O_O
Alex: If you were picking up a gram, and you couldn't decide which one to choose, he had this carnival claw game thing, and that's how you choose.
Alex: THAT'S
Alex: HOW
Alex: YOU
Alex: CHOOSE
Alex: IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
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